Stupid things you do .... when going to a weightloss classSunday, July 10, 2016
1. 'Im Starting to diet tomorrow so I best eat everything thats in the house thats bad for me tonight' Done this a few times.
Nothing in house left to tempt you
Lose lots in first week and feel like your doing amazing when in reality you prob just had a big poo after your binge the week before.
Feel really ill moving is impossible
Put on about 5lbs over night so look like an even bigger whale at first weigh in.
2. Not done good this week must wear light clothes.
I even gone to length of wearing no bra and a really thin dress no tights and a thong.
Yey I lost half a pound
That guy just opened the door for me such a gentleman (no love he just saw your nipples through your dress and wants a closer look)
Next week best go better or I will have to turn up to class naked!!
The class think you are a bit of a Whore
3. 'I don't get weighed till lunch time so no food and drink till after then'
No chance of weighing more than this morning when you had weighed your self 3 times already at home in different parts of the bathroom and once on the landing just to make sure its correct.
Con's - You were late for bus so you ran and now your sat dying of dehydration feeling your about to lose consciousness at any moment
You are starving so whilst everyones sat listening to the class your sat there stuffing your face with slimming friendly crisps and chocolate bars that you have just had to rob a bank to pay for it all.
4. 'Must have a wee before I go into class' even though I must have had 5 wee's already today and I haven't had a sip of water since getting up
Squeezing out another wee might be the difference of a maintain and a loss!!
Sat on the toilets for ages waiting for that last little dribble not getting up till your satisfied there is nothing left... No sound coming from the toilet for the past 5 mins people might suspect your patiently waiting for them to leave so you can have a big poo!
Are you guilty of any of these? Do you have any to add?